internetexplorers: *looks in the mirror* what the fuck is that
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
lets-go-lesbos: so let me get this straight. we can make a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with a bee, but making a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with another woman would be too inappropriate?
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
steelplatedhearts: Alternate title for The Great Gatsby: I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
codenamesexy: break up lines: I don’t ship us we’re my notp we’re no longer canon we’re canoff we’re cannot we can still be a brotp this ship is sinking it was just a social experiment **hands them a sock**