May 2013
internetexplorers:
*looks in the mirror*
what the fuck is that
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
lets-go-lesbos:
so let me get this straight. we can make a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with a bee, but making a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with another woman would be too inappropriate?
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
codenamesexy:
break up lines: I don’t ship us
we’re my notp
we’re no longer canon
we’re canoff
we’re cannot
we can still be a brotp
this ship is sinking
it was just a social experiment
**hands them a sock**
